As you may know, I am a
fan of reading theological works by important men throughout
the centuries. I have read many of the words of Martin Luther, John
Calvin, Thomas Aquinas, Charles Spurgeon, and many other important
dead guys. From modern times I enjoy the works of great men such as John Piper,
John MacArthur, R.C. Sproul, Micheal Horton, and perhaps the greatest social
theologian of them all, the all important, Sammy Taylor. It is the great Dr.
Taylor I wish to discuss today.
In Sammy Taylor's
masterful work The Status we find this quote that seems to be a
brief commentary on 21st Century life and culture.
"You can be intimate and honest and bare and even brash when you're blogging. Why? Because nobody on earth actually reads blogs. Sorry to burst your bubble."
This simple remark
has spurred a revolution within the minds of not only the pajama-clad
twenty-somethings who live in their parents basement, but has moved people of
all walks of life from middle aged cougar mothers who attend Twilight premiers, to the wise elders of the community
who meet nightly at the American Legion to toast life and change the
world’s problems. On a personal note, I was traversing the jungles of Brazil
and came across a small village of indigenous people who,
as far a local stories told, had never seen a white man before. I was
anticipating many questions regarding my appearance and lifestyle in their
native tongue, but no. On the side of the chief's hut, scrawled in goat's
blood, in English no less, was the aforementioned quote by Professor
Taylor. They also spoke a few phrases in English, in addition to Sammy Taylor's
passage, which when recited had a distinct southern Georgia twang. They also
asked me, in perfect English if I knew Dr. Sammy Taylor and if there was
anything they could do to serve him and gain his favor. Clearly it can be seen
that the importance of the works of Sammy Taylor have been far reaching and
quite profound.
I would also like us to
meditate on this passage from The Status and see what can be divined from his wise words.
Firstly, he begins this passage with the word "You", with a capitol
"Y" indicating not only the beginning of a sentence, but the
importance of the people group he is addressing, by making the
"You" into a proper noun. Next we see Dr. Taylor discussing various
ways in which a person "can be". This "can be" phrase,
having the connotation of "having the ability to do
something" or the immortal phrase brought to us by
William Shakespeare, "Yes we can!" We then see Sammy Taylor
using a series of four words that give deep meaning to the ways in which one
can express themselves in blog form. Before we look at the words themselves we
must first understand the reason in using four adjectives. In the study
of numerology we see that the number four brings with it many
meanings.
- Time is the fourth dimension, which of course is an
illusion. Perhaps he is indicating the illusion of importance of which
blogs hold.
- Some have suggested he making reference to
the four directions of a compass rose, (North, South, East, West)
indicating that direction should be found outside the realms of
the blog-sphere.
- Still others have perpetuated that he is referring to
the four elements (Earth, Air, Fire, Water) indicating that blogging is
not truly the totality of the universe
- Four is seen as the first solid number, thus indicating
the validity of his statement by making it a solid.
The first of these words
he uses is "intimate" a sexually suggestive adjective. When he made
this remark, in his early thirties, he had only been married three months and
was obviously concentrated on his sexual relationship with his new wife.
The second word Dr.
Taylor shares is the adjective honest, coming from the Latin honestus, meaning "honorable".
Thirdly, we
see Samuel Periwinkle
Taylor being so bold as to give us the liberty to be "bare" in our
blogging. Strangely this
is the second overtly sexual reference he uses. Some scholars have suggested he
is again focused on his sexual relationship with his new wife; however one
notable scholar on the complete works of Dr. Taylor explains it thusly:
While the true origin of the modern English word "bare" remains a mystery, what is know is that it began its use roughly 900 years ago, during the time when Middle English was the common tongue of the west. It can then be inferred that Samuel Periwinkle Taylor actually had in mind the Middle English poem The Corpus Christi Carol which contains the lines "He bare him up, he bare him down,/He bare him into an orchard brown." Thus, bringing to light not only his love of Middle English poetry but also the faith of his childhood.
The fourth and final
adjective Dr. Taylor ascribes to blogging is perhaps his most controversial,
"brash". Here he clearly can be seen as exhorting his readers to be
"brash", some would argue "harsh" would be a better translation
from the original English.
Dr. Samuel Periwinkle
Taylor then makes a rather bold move, he allows for conversation
and critique, or so it would seem. He asks the question "Why?"
only "why". Some would argue he did this because he was a humble man,
not wanting to flaunt his vast intellect, but still others would argue the
near opposite, that he was asking such a question so as to perform the final
blow. I hold to the latter position because he then responds to his
own ponderance.
To answer his historic
"Why" question he stated "Because nobody on
earth actually reads blogs." This has been a prayer uttered, probably not in vain, by
more than one pajama-clad conquistador of the internet upon venting
their frustration of the new World of Warcraft patch. Again in this verse of
the notable Professor Taylor we see yet again another "to
be" phrase, "Because nobody...", which, of course has a negative
connotation. The negative connotation not withstanding, some authorities on
Periwinkle Taylor have suggested this is actually a positive remark
overall, because, they argue, he is thus championing for the
human experience. This proposition is probably not as far off as some may
think. It is a well known fact that Dr. Sammy Taylor went on, after having
three children with his wife, to adopting over seventeen babies from third
world countries the world across. Each of his twenty children he raised well,
put though private schools and payed for their undergraduate studies, at
his Alma Mater, Princeton. It was actually the first time
in the history of the university that an alumni had more than five
children attend the Ivy League school and all graduate with
honors.
The esteemed Dr. Taylor
goes into yet another explanation of the uselessness of blogging;
this one did not sit well with those outside of academia. He gave evidence
that there is not a single person "on earth" who bothers to read blog
posts. I would argue that this phrase came later in his career, after the loss
of his second wife, and 17th adoptive child when he was at the darkest place in
his life. While what he may be saying on the surface is that there isn't a
single person who wastes their precious time reading obscure posts on the
internet, it would seem more likely, to me, that he is making a more profound
statement. I have often pondered what I would go though after suffering such a
tragic loss, and I think I have grasped the deep emotions of the late Dr.
Taylor. He is expressing his grief in such a way that he
can demonstrate his belief that there is "nobody on earth"
in whom he can find such a deep, romantic, love again. We can know this is his
belief in the lack of capitalization of the word "earth".
Clearly, had he been speaking of the people of the planet Earth not
reading blogs, he would have used the standardized capitalization for
the proper noun, however he was angry with the world and did not see
if fitting to give it a capitol letter.
His closing remarks are
perhaps the most telling, as he provides a heart-felt apology for a
global problem that is clearly not his fault. Some have argued, and rightly so
I believe, that Samuel Periwinkle Taylor had a "messiah complex" and
felt the need to constantly take the blame himself and fix the world’s
problems. Perhaps it is was the realization that he was unable to manufacture a
cure for sorrow that he took the blessed life he had been given, and at the age
of seventy-three, became a pop star. But the possibilities of
analysis do not end there, as his apology states, "Sorry to bust your
bubble". As we have already discussed his "messiah complex" we will
move on the two word clause "bust your". This clause in interesting
in that it is yet another sexually suggestive term, that of course being
"bust", another term for a woman’s bosom. This thought, when
coupled with the final word of the historic verse, "bubble"
does certainly suggest he may have had his first marriage on his
mind, yet again. This thought has led to some thinking he wrote the end of his
great work earliest in life and moved on from there to provide a darker social
commentary later in life. Therefore the sections dealing with overt sexual
behavior and body parts were written first.
